Just Doin Whatever

notemily:

moreglitter:

Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants

The diagram:

The diagram is great but my favorite part is the quotes around “purchase”

bigandgreedy:

enbycrip:

lttrsfrmlnrrgby:

wongbal:

o-kurwa:

oh my god and it’s a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

OP you’re wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.

This makes me so happy every time I read it. Especially the bit where Guy makes DuckDuck smoothies of all the good stuff he’s meant to eat.

This is the best buddy comedy-drama ever.

demilypyro:

hazzzyrider:

demilypyro:

I can’t believe this was a season 5 episode btw. Season 5 out of 10 seasons. In 2013. A year before korrasami. Just casually open with Bubblegum sniffing the FUCK out of this shirt she got from Marceline. A fat fucking snoof and rub and a satisfied sigh. She got it from a girl she broke up with several centuries ago and is at this point just barely on speaking terms with. Marceline does not know she does this. Absolutely deranged behaviour. The down baddest anyone’s ever been. The fact people were still debating whether she was gay after this. Pearl steven universe is nothing next to this shit

the delusional masses who continued to be in denial of this never considered how long bubblegum probably left that thing unwashed just to maintain that pristine potent honkin’ sniff of vampire ex smell. marceline threw that thing off her back at a ROCK CONCERT.

demilypyro:

toweringclam:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

In bubblegum’s defense if a hot punkrock vampire demon girl threw her sweaty shirt at me in the middle of a concert and it was covered in concentrated girlsmell stank I would also sniff the fuck out of it every morning for 500 years. but jesus christ listen to the sounds she makes

How the fuck did this shit get past the censors in 20 god damn 13. I swear I don’t understand how this flew under the radar. I’m glad it did but what the fuck

I was there, and would you believe that most of the speculation was about the picture that appears briefly when she opens her dresser instead of literally every other element of this?

Like the whole shirt thing was written off as her just being a fan of Marceline, but oh my god, they look really close in that picture?? Were they roommates???

That’s fucking hilarious

flailmorpho:

kidkendoll:

theconcealedweapon:

The lack of compassion by people is astounding

the fact landlords aren’t found stabbed to death in their homes more often is surprising

talldarkandautistic:

madnessofmen:

dreg-heap:

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the “hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)” guy get proven right

It was a woman that did it!

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory